1 00:00:05,659 --> 00:00:07,060 Bert? Bert? 2 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:09,180 Bert? Bert? 3 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:10,620 What? 4 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:14,580 What is this? It's your Norwegian flag. There is not a chance in hell I 5 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:18,020 requested this. No, it's on the house. Get it? Because it's on the house? 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,860 I'm just kidding. You'll be charged for it. No, but everybody's getting one. 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,620 Why? Have we been ceded to Norway? 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,300 Ah, no time to fight. I've got a lot of flags to deliver. 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,860 Morning, Dr. Beck. 10 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:38,100 Now I can add Norwegian to the list of accents that I can do for my Juilliard 11 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:41,580 callback. Assuming I get the callback, which of course I will. What other 12 00:00:41,580 --> 00:00:43,100 accents can you do? 13 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:44,620 Please, let's not get her started. 14 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:46,740 Really? 15 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,600 She's just adding an A to the end of words. 16 00:00:55,520 --> 00:01:02,440 How about performing your role as administrative 17 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,040 assistant? How about that? 18 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,360 Bless his little heart. 19 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:13,980 I filled his water bowl. Dogs need to hydrate after a walk. That's not his 20 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:15,600 bowl. That's my cereal bowl. 21 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,200 My bad. 22 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:22,280 I wanted to ask if you'd come to my Norway presentation at school this 23 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,280 afternoon. 24 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:26,070 My mom has to work, and my dad lives in New Hampshire. 25 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:27,410 Oh, this afternoon. 26 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,690 I wish I could, but I don't think so. I'm sorry. 27 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:34,190 Louisa just called and asked if you could come to Legion Hall. She said it's 28 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:35,490 emergency. Louisa? Yeah. 29 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:39,110 Sorry, Peter. 30 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:46,690 What's wrong? What's the emergency? 31 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:51,830 It's not a medical emergency. It's a town emergency. 32 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,480 We are obviously still reeling from the news that our beloved town elder and 33 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:04,320 fellow council member Agnes Kloof jumped off a cliff, but we'd rather not talk 34 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,980 about it. So why are we talking about it? 35 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,460 Because not only are the optics less than ideal, we've yet to name a 36 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:14,220 for the town council and the Norwegians come today. What is up with the 37 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:16,120 Norwegians? Haven't you heard? 38 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,970 We're getting a sister city. Geneva and Franklin have been trying to make this 39 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:21,970 happen for a decade. 40 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,590 Portland, Maine has five sister cities. Five. 41 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,160 Yeah, I heard. Meanwhile, Port Wen has been sitting on the city -seeking cities 42 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,160 list for years. 43 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:33,920 And we finally got interest from a small coastal town in Norway. 44 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:41,000 And the Norwegian delegation is arriving today to visit and to sign an official 45 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,360 sister city agreement. 46 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 That's ridiculous. 47 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,780 Why would they fly all the way over here for something strictly ceremonial? It's 48 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:53,680 a cultural exchange, and it will be so great for Port Wen. Pen pals for the 49 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:59,590 students. And a sharing of traditions and best practices. I mean, everyone is 50 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:04,030 thrilled. Yes, everyone. And although our fellow council member, Glendon, was 51 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:09,270 strongly against the idea, the three of us, we overruled him and voted that you 52 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,730 should take over, Agnes, the seat in the town council. What? No. 53 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:17,050 No. It's temporary. And the Portland Charter says that we need an uneven 54 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:19,670 and we need someone soon because Glendon is already at the airport picking up 55 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:22,690 the Norwegians. But why me? 56 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:29,920 Oh, we need someone impressive and accomplished. And we knew you'd be in a 57 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:41,340 As president of the Port Wen Town Council, I'd like to welcome Sigrid 58 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:42,740 Johansson from... 59 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:44,020 How do you say it? 60 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,240 Fjords? 61 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:51,440 Fjordhaven. Fjordhaven. J is like a Y, so why is there a J? 62 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,320 He loves this joke. 63 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:59,730 Our town is very small, but very beautiful. 64 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:04,530 Your cabin is the port van of Norway. I hope they're not expecting an uptick in 65 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:10,170 tourism. We are thrilled and honored that the two of you came all this way. 66 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:13,970 Actually, the three of us. Should you even be here? 67 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:17,029 I could ask you the same thing. I mean, traveling. 68 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:22,830 Oh, this is our fourth child, so not my number one horse show. 69 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,620 Not your first rodeo. 70 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:38,220 And now it's my profound pleasure to represent Port Wynn in signing 71 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:43,680 our official sister city agreement with Fjord Haven. 72 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,820 Chef Mark, could you take some pictures for me on my phone? 73 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,680 Mark? Yes, welcome. What? I was asking if you could take some pictures for me. 74 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,100 Yeah, of course. You got it. 75 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,580 Okay, everybody. 76 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,620 On three, one. 77 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,940 That's nice. 78 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,240 Here you go, buddy. 79 00:05:13,549 --> 00:05:18,770 Enjoy kanalbøla. This is traditional Norwegian pastry from the best bakery in 80 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:23,090 Fjordhaven. It's the only bakery in Fjordhaven, but they are delicious, so 81 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,990 sure to try one. You don't have to tell me twice. 82 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:28,310 Velkommen. 83 00:05:28,510 --> 00:05:29,510 I'm Elaine. 84 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,470 I work with our Dr. Best. 85 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,350 Pleasant to meet you, Elaine. 86 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:38,290 Dr. Best, it is an honor. We have heard much about you. 87 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:43,080 Yes. The famous surgeon who he roguely stepped in when Port Ben lost his 88 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,560 You're a legend. 89 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,860 I think that's overstating it a bit. Yeah, most people here don't like him 90 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:48,860 much. 91 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:51,760 Oh, hello. 92 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,380 We'd love to see your practice. Oh, definitely. 93 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:57,940 It is in your house, yeah? Mm -hmm. Oh, so cute. 94 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:03,200 Maybe we can gift you a piece of equipment you need. Oh, an espresso 95 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,500 be nice. No, no, something much more than that. 96 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,540 A machine for the x -rays or a... 97 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,800 New EKG. 98 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:11,740 I have all the equipment I need. Thank you. 99 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:16,360 There are some nicer people over here than me, too. Let's go do that. 100 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,420 Aren't they great? 101 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,840 Not really. 102 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,220 They seem over the top. 103 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,440 Why are they trying so hard? 104 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:28,900 As a temporary town council member, maybe you could try harder at being less 105 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:29,900 negative. 106 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,780 Hi. 107 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,840 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 108 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,940 Is everything okay between us? I mean, I know we haven't talked since... Yeah, 109 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:41,940 we're cool. All good. 110 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,200 Really? Oh, okay. I'm glad. 111 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:48,440 Can you try one of the whole level of breads? This is my 31, but I'm going to 112 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,440 dip this one in coffee. 113 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,660 How good does that sound? Am I right? 114 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,320 Maybe you should swallow first. There you go. 115 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,200 There you go. 116 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,670 I'm fine. I'm fine. You got him? Yeah, I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all 117 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:11,670 right. 118 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:15,930 You okay? 119 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:17,850 Just tired. I haven't been sleeping well. 120 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:19,730 Mark, have you put on weight? 121 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:23,730 Yeah, a few pounds. Why? When was the last time you went to the gym? 122 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:26,690 I'm just saying, between the weight gain and the insomnia, maybe it's time for a 123 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:27,690 checkup. Fine. 124 00:07:27,970 --> 00:07:29,030 Based on my friend. 125 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:30,390 Or my councilman. 126 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,350 Stupid sash. 127 00:07:58,670 --> 00:07:59,670 Thank you. 128 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:00,810 Thank you. 129 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,030 Stop! 130 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:07,530 Am I seeing you tonight? 131 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:12,610 You think that I would miss the first ever lobster roll at the Red Carpet for 132 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,410 the Norwegian's dinner? Uh -uh. 133 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:19,330 So they're staying at the Salty Breeze, and they're, uh, they're gorgeois. 134 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:21,730 Both of them. Like Nordic gods. 135 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:25,690 Like, do we serve them dinner, or do we just lay food at their feet? 136 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,080 Well, these lobsters are so fresh, their families don't even know they're 137 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,360 missing yet. That's dark. 138 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I love it. 139 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,720 See you tonight. 140 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:35,799 Okay. 141 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,960 Drive careful with those bugs. Yeah, let me find them hot water and garlic 142 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:40,960 butter. 143 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,860 Doc, I need to talk to you privately. 144 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,620 That's normally how it works with doctors. 145 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,520 What seems to be the problem? 146 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:15,780 I, well, I'm not sure how to say this. It will sound insane. 147 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,780 I assure you I've heard it all before. 148 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,079 Okay. 149 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:23,480 The thing is, I haven't had a bowel movement in five days. 150 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:24,860 You're constipated. 151 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,560 Yes. 152 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,060 Totally normal. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. 153 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,880 It's likely due to a lack of dietary fibers, fluid. 154 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,480 No. Exercise. No. I know it's causing it. 155 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,180 I'm afraid to go. 156 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,680 Because five days ago, I pooped a little man. 157 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,380 I don't understand. 158 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:47,800 You pooped on a little man? 159 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:53,880 No. Your stool was shaped like a little man? No. There was a little man in my 160 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,990 poop. And I panicked and I flushed him down the toilet. Okay, just take it 161 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:02,810 okay? I think you had a vivid dream. That's a dream so intense and lifelike 162 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,250 you wake up and you think it's real. Your brain even treats it like a memory. 163 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:08,450 No, it was the middle of the day. And tonight is our big dinner for the 164 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:12,210 Norwegians. This isn't a good time for me to be cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Greg, 165 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:16,390 are you on any new medication that could cause you to hallucinate? It wasn't a 166 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:17,390 hallucination either. 167 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:19,310 It happened. 168 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:23,550 I pooped a little man. 169 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:29,060 Did the little man say anything? 170 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,400 It wasn't a real man. 171 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:36,160 It doesn't matter what you saw or think you saw, okay? First and foremost, we 172 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,140 need to take care of this constipation. Okay. 173 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:46,620 That is a prescription for laxatives in case the over -the -counters don't work. 174 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:52,440 Okay. And don't tell anyone about the... Again, that's normally how it works 175 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,440 with doctors. 176 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:29,720 Thank you, Mallory. Okay, and lastly, but not leastly, we have Peter Kronk. 177 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,200 Oh, nap time. 178 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:39,640 For my project, I whittled white pine into a miniature replica of a Viking 179 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:46,380 because... Because pine is robust. 180 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:54,450 Peanuts? More commonly known as eastern white pine is Maine state tree. So this 181 00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,490 ship represents the blending of our cultures. 182 00:11:57,270 --> 00:12:02,190 Please take this gift as a reminder that you have a friend across the ocean in 183 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:04,970 Portland. So beautiful. 184 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:11,230 Thank you. Thank you, Taylor. And this concludes our presentation for our 185 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,390 friends from Fjordhavn. 186 00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:14,750 Fjordhavn. Fjordhavn. Fjordhavn. 187 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,150 Fjordhavn. 188 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,120 How can a jewel of a school like this be closing? 189 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,320 This is a tragedy. 190 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:33,340 I know. Don't start. You're going to make me cry. Your town, your children. 191 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:39,200 It burns my heart. I am too moved. 192 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,520 Poor Sigrid. She feels too much. 193 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,120 Oh, children. 194 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,679 Don't you see? 195 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,520 They care about this town as much as we do. 196 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,120 What, have they been here three hours? 197 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:55,020 I thought Scandinavian people were supposed to be stoic. 198 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,880 Don't you ever get tired of being like that? 199 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:57,859 Like what? 200 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,780 Too distrustful. 201 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,720 I don't know. I guess it's just the way I am. 202 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:03,700 Well, it's never too late to change. 203 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,990 a little caught on her head, but don't worry. 204 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,830 I cleaned her up for you. 205 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:29,170 I don't have any idea what she just said to you, but this thing hit me in the 206 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,190 back of my head. 207 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:31,970 Hard enough to break in half? 208 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:36,110 Oh, no, that happened after I jumped up and down on it, but it broke my skin. 209 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:39,770 It's left a goose egg the size of Bar Harbor. 210 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,530 Just put cold compress on it. 211 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,510 Leave it there. 212 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,390 Damn machine, not going to take me down. 213 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:53,990 Oh, by the way, you going to the Legion Hall tonight for the Sister City dinner? 214 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,650 Haven't we seen enough of those people? 215 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,109 I'm serious. 216 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,990 I don't like them. I don't trust them. 217 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:01,010 Why did they even choose Fort Wayne? 218 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:06,090 Because it's a beautiful place with warm and caring people save one cynical, 219 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,350 misanthropic doctor. 220 00:14:07,990 --> 00:14:09,570 You really think I'm that negative? 221 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,870 You're horrible. 222 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:14,630 Good news is it's never too late to change or to try. 223 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:15,589 So I've heard. 224 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:16,590 Partners. 225 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,720 There's a new sheriff in town. 226 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,380 Truth is, he ain't new. It is Mark, but he's wanting to talk to Sarah. 227 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,180 Well, send him in. I'm sorry, is he your next patient? 228 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:29,660 Hi, Sarah. I got your message. Let's get down your statement. 229 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,120 Here's my statement. 230 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:37,000 Whoever you were that was flying that damn toy, you're gonna be lobster bait 231 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:42,320 unless you come to me and apologize for almost killing me, you stupid moron. 232 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,820 I meant more like what time did it happen? 233 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,710 Oh, it was about noon. 234 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,310 Noon? Bastards. Broad daylight. 235 00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:59,450 Any idea who was operating this thing? If I did, they'd be here seeking medical 236 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,590 attention. D -S -E -N. 237 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,650 I think that's just part of the word. 238 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:08,270 Right at the break. I'm sorry. Who made you Watson? 239 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:15,090 And how are you feeling, Mark? How do you think I'm feeling? We have visitors 240 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:19,410 from Norway, one of the safest countries in the world, and I can't even protect 241 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,570 our citizens from illegal drones. 242 00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,530 How does that make me look? 243 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:32,050 Mark, did you just lose your balance just gesturing? No, I don't know what 244 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,050 happened. 245 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,450 Have you been feeling dizzy lately? 246 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,430 Yes, that's what happened this morning. 247 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:40,130 You know what? I have a new theory. 248 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,480 No, not that. 249 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,400 You might have vertigo. 250 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:50,080 It would line up with your symptoms. We should do a quick Romberg test. They 251 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,880 told you. I haven't had anything to drink. Yes, but it can also be used to 252 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,400 vertigo. Let's go. Feet together. I know how to do it. 253 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,480 Are you swaying, Mark? 254 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:10,630 So it could be vertigo. You should stay here for more diagnostics, and we could 255 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:14,190 do a Dix -Hall -Pike maneuver to try to reset the semicircular canal. The 256 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:19,290 semicircular canals can wait. It's chaos out there, and I'm the thin blue line. 257 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:23,730 Not as thin as I used to be. Thank you so much for reminding me of that. But 258 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:27,850 right now, more than ever, poor Wen needs its sheriff. 259 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:29,750 And I'm the sheriff. 260 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:33,930 Okay. 261 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,000 Your blood pressure is normal. 262 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,020 The unexplained weight gain is a little concerning. 263 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,580 It's not unexplained. I've been super hungry lately. 264 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,560 Okay. Increased appetite. 265 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,220 And you said fatigue? 266 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:50,220 Uh -huh. Still on antibiotics for the impalement? 267 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,720 I took the last of them this morning. 268 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:56,900 Have you been drinking well on them? Of course not. I know better than that. 269 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:03,160 Okay. Well, everything looks fairly normal. 270 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,930 But with your consolation of symptoms, I'd still like to rule out 271 00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:11,130 hyperthyroidism, insulin imbalance, and anemia. We'll have Elaine do a blood 272 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,750 draw, and I'll call you when we get the lab results back. 273 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,530 But not for any other reason. 274 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:20,829 Don't call just to shoot the you -know -what, because those days are over. 275 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,470 Irritability. Irritability. 276 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:28,470 What is it? 277 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:31,530 Martin. Oh. Hi. 278 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,150 Hi. Yeah. 279 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,139 Lisa, come in. 280 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,480 I'll just be a minute. 281 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:42,300 You see, the thing is, as a temporary town council member, you are supposed to 282 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:48,080 go to the lobster roll out the red carpet tonight, and I imagine there's 283 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,320 you'd like to do less, and to make it even more exciting, Geneva wants us all 284 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,560 sweaters, and this one is yours. 285 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880 Yeah, okay. 286 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:04,580 I'll tell her that you've just had too much work to do. Okay. 287 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:08,060 Actually, you know, I've been meaning to tell you. 288 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,580 Yes? 289 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,500 The other night when I came to the Salty Breeze to talk about the... Yeah, 290 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,000 the... That, and you said that you wanted... Yeah? 291 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:23,360 Yeah, what... Right, well, if you are still serious about wanting a child... 292 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360 Yes? 293 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,580 I, um... What? 294 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,660 I know a specialist that I think you'd want to talk to. 295 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:33,660 Oh. 296 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,960 A specialist? 297 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,800 Yeah. Your hemochromatosis and the iron overload can affect fertility. 298 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,200 Oh. That, coupled with your age, hey. Yeah. 299 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,560 What you're saying is I'd plan this really well. 300 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,280 You know a specialist? 301 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:55,740 Fertility. One of the best. But she's in Boston. Oh, well, I'm happy to go to 302 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:56,740 Boston to see... 303 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,500 One of the best. 304 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:05,680 Great, okay. Well, I'll email you her contact information. 305 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880 Well, thanks. Thanks. 306 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:07,940 Yeah. 307 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,780 Louisa. 308 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,420 Yeah, Martin? 309 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:22,580 When you and Mark were dating, did he ever resort to drinking or drugs when he 310 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,580 was feeling stressed or depressed? 311 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,020 Never, you know. 312 00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:29,370 Although, honestly, I can't remember Mark ever being stressed or depressed. 313 00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,350 was always so positive and happy. 314 00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:35,750 It must have been pleasant being with someone who's so happy all the time. 315 00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:38,050 It was, actually. 316 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:42,150 Oh, sorry. 317 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:47,330 Doc, I need to see you right away about the event tonight. 318 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,570 That's going to be great. 319 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,080 The lack that it worked. 320 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 But it happened again. 321 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,540 I pooped another little man. 322 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:00,840 You've got to be kidding me. 323 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,260 Is this how it starts? First you lose your keys, and then you have trouble 324 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:07,400 remembering names, and then you start hallucinating little men in your poop? 325 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,460 Red, I know you're in there. 326 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:11,860 Are you okay? 327 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,100 Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I be? 328 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:17,940 You went pale and rushed out, and now you're in a doctor's office, and you 329 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:18,940 let me in. 330 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,160 I followed you. I'm sorry, baby, but you've been acting very strange. Is 331 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,600 something you're not telling me? I can't say it aloud. 332 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,460 You have to tell him. 333 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,620 Whatever it is, we'll get through it together. 334 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,240 Tell it to me straight, Doc. 335 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,080 Greg thinks he's pooping, little man. 336 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,300 What? 337 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:51,700 It happened twice, and I'm not imagining it. Is it possible that you ingested... 338 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,040 Toy soldier, or I... No. 339 00:20:55,360 --> 00:21:00,420 I keep a food journal. I think I would remember writing toy soldier. And they 340 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,500 aren't dressed like soldiers. 341 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,420 How many little men have you pooped? Two. 342 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,860 One five days ago, and another one today. 343 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,860 I know. 344 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,560 It sounds crazy. 345 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,240 But I can see their faces. 346 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,540 Their little eyes staring up at me. And Georgie. 347 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,650 I feel like I know them. 348 00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:26,110 Wait a minute. 349 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:29,590 Were these two little men wearing tuxedos? 350 00:21:33,490 --> 00:21:34,650 Greg, that's nasty. 351 00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:38,070 Greg, 352 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:42,830 how could you? I didn't. I wouldn't. I forgot we even had that in our freezer. 353 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:44,030 What was it? 354 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:47,190 Top tier of our wedding cake. 355 00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:51,470 We were supposed to eat it together on our first anniversary. Which we never 356 00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:55,150 because, well, you forgot about it, too. But I didn't eat it without you, 357 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:59,230 including the grooms. There has to be another explanation. I have absolutely 358 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,890 memory of any of this. 359 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,370 You could be sleep eating. 360 00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:04,730 Is that really a thing? 361 00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:06,990 It is a thing, and it can be dangerous. 362 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:12,070 People in a sleep state sometimes use sharp utensils or eat non -food items. 363 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,250 Baby. 364 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:16,140 There have been crumbs in the bed. I've been meaning to ask. 365 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,740 That is so gross and embarrassing. 366 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:23,960 How could I get from our bedroom all the way downstairs, eat not just the cake, 367 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,540 but the cake toppers, get back to bed and not remember any of it? No, you 368 00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:31,500 set up a camera to see if that's what's really happening. Oh, sure. 369 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:34,520 Might as well make the humiliation complete. 370 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:38,940 I didn't even know you guys were married. Hey, no one did. But the cat's 371 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:39,859 the bag. 372 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,520 Hey, we didn't want to make a fuss. 373 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:45,130 So he went to a justice of the peace five years ago. But George, you still 374 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:49,870 wanted to make a big, beautiful wedding cake, even if it was just the two of us. 375 00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:52,110 Was it still delicious five years later? 376 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,730 Innocent until proven guilty. 377 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:56,810 The proof is in the pooping. 378 00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:06,070 What would you say is the secret 379 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,070 to your relationship? 380 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:10,830 In the end, George is just really good company. 381 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,560 Greg, too. 382 00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,020 He always puts a smile on my face. 383 00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:16,660 And he's cute. 384 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,860 I'll leave you to it. 385 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:23,860 And I said, were the little men wearing tuxedos? 386 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:28,620 So, in addition to eating the top tier of our wedding cake that had been in our 387 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:32,060 freezer for five years, he was also eating at the cake toppers. 388 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,080 Allegedly. We haven't seen proof. 389 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:40,060 You got married five years ago and didn't tell anyone? We didn't want to 390 00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:40,999 anyone uncomfortable. 391 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Uncomfortable? By your wedding? It can be a touchy subject for people, and you 392 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 never know. 393 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:49,280 You two are the bedrock of this town. 394 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:55,260 I mean, every event, every silly ritual, you are the first to jump in. I mean, 395 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,360 look at you. You look ridiculous. 396 00:23:56,580 --> 00:24:01,980 You're wrong. How could you worry about not being accepted? We knew it would 397 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:03,780 probably be fine, but... 398 00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:05,490 Why risk it? 399 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:12,170 It's time for big dance. 400 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:15,690 I heard you have all been practicing. 401 00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:22,190 For those of you who haven't, it is as easy as one slice of pie. 402 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:28,250 We will be doing the real from Fjordhavn. The real is a traditional 403 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,130 folk dance with three parts. 404 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,010 Clapping. Hopping. 405 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,120 I'm galloping. 406 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,640 You've lost me at hopping. 407 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:47,240 I heard 408 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:53,740 you are responsible for the delicious lobster we ate. 409 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,460 Did you really catch them on your own? 410 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880 Oh, thanks. 411 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,500 It wasn't much. Just three 16 -hour lobstering days. 412 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,100 I love a hardworking woman. In Norway, we are also built strong. 413 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,580 We fish until we are nicey. Oh, well, it's such an honor to meet you. 414 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,580 She says that to everyone. 415 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:17,340 What's wrong with you? I don't know. I just don't trust them. 416 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,580 Call it instinct. 417 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:23,680 Next time we have visitors, how about we just ask them to spit in our eye and 418 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,560 kick us in the shins? If that will make you happy, huh? Think about it. 419 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,300 You do realize that your tenure on the council is... 420 00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:36,270 Temporary? I can assure you, the only person who wants me off this town 421 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:37,270 more than you is me. 422 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,750 I'm taking the early train to Boston in the morning to talk to Dr. Montgomery. 423 00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:49,210 What did you say to get me in so quickly? Nothing. 424 00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:51,030 Oh, well, thank you. 425 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,960 How much have you had to drink tonight? Just one sip of Aquavit, but they try 426 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,280 our lobster rolls, we try their Aquavit, it's a cultural exchange. 427 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,320 I can smell the alcohol in your breath. What, so now you're calling me a liar? 428 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,500 I'm just concerned. 429 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:15,780 Why don't you just have some water, okay? Be careful, and let's have 430 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,800 drive you home. For the last time, I'm fine, okay? 431 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,980 Just... just... 432 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,980 I totally agree. 433 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:40,160 I think it's going great. I believe we have them eating out of the middle of 434 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,360 heads. Is this how you say it? 435 00:26:58,990 --> 00:26:59,869 Are you okay? 436 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,570 Take a breathalyzer right now. What's going on? You could have killed us. 437 00:27:10,990 --> 00:27:13,410 Whoa, I am really drunk. 438 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:16,770 I mean, according to this, but that can't be right. 439 00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:21,590 What does it say? 0 .16, 0 .08 is legally drunk. 440 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:27,040 But I just had that one sip of Aquavit. I even had a full belly. I had three 441 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:31,480 lobster rolls and a bunch of those Norwegian loveless, the cannibalists. 442 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,840 Norwegian pastries I had, I'm telling the truth, I'm not drunk. 443 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,180 Which is exactly what drunk people say when I stop them. 444 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,600 They deny and argue and beg. 445 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:46,320 And I still have to write them up. 446 00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:51,680 Take my badge. 447 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,420 Take my keys. 448 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:55,620 Take me. 449 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,820 Mark, I really don't think this is necessary. 450 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,960 The law is the law. 451 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:12,740 Even though I'm not drunk, you have to believe me, Doc. I want to, but you just 452 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:17,160 failed a breathalyzer test. You reek of alcohol. You nearly ran us over. 453 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,880 Mark, if you've been drinking, you can tell me. 454 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:27,640 Maybe I'm drinking so much that I can't even remember I've been drinking. I've 455 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:32,560 had a really rough couple of months, you know, like the broken engagement, the 456 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,740 impale, man, the chlamydia. 457 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:39,840 And worst of all, my best bro betrayed me. 458 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,300 Oh, come on. The impalement has to come first. 459 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,439 Here, buddy. 460 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,440 Take these. 461 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:45,940 My bad. 462 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:47,060 Bad throw. 463 00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:48,280 Add it to the list. 464 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:52,980 Just let me out in the morning when I've had an opportunity to sleep this off 465 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:56,940 and think about what I've done. Mark, this is ridiculous. Just let me drive 466 00:28:56,940 --> 00:29:00,880 home. No, man. No can do. I sleep in the slammer. 467 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,540 Don't even think about trying to break me out of here, man. 468 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,040 You know, fine. 469 00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:12,460 But I am going to leave you the keys to the cell. That's fine. Feel free. But 470 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:17,540 I'm not going to let me use them because this is not my number one hotel. 471 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,720 Before you go. 472 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,060 Will you pass me that box of donuts through the bars? 473 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:40,320 Thank you for squeezing me into your schedule, Dr. Montgomery. No problem. 474 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:43,220 actually, it was a problem. I had to move quite a few things around. 475 00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:45,480 Were you really referred by Martin Best? 476 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:49,620 Yes. Is that surprising? Given how abruptly he left Boston, yeah. 477 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:50,860 And he's your... 478 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,350 He's a PCP? Yeah. 479 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,090 And a friend, I suppose. 480 00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:58,770 He's a local doctor in Port Wen. I'm sorry, Port what? 481 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:00,530 Port Wen, Maine. 482 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:04,450 Ah, where he summered as a kid. 483 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:06,550 How do you know Martin? 484 00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:07,770 We used to date. 485 00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:09,690 Oh. 486 00:30:10,970 --> 00:30:15,070 It is really good that you came to see me because your fertility window is 487 00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:17,450 closing. But is it like... 488 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,540 Just barely cracked open, or could you still feel a draft? 489 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,680 You're funny. 490 00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:29,340 So as you can see, in the ultrasound, it shows that you have a low antral 491 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:32,660 follicle count, which suggests diminished ovarian reserve. 492 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,180 Is that normal for women my age? 493 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:39,640 Diminished, meaning low compared to women your age. 494 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:46,670 So if your blood tests come back and show that you have high FSH levels, IVF 495 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:47,670 going to be your best option. 496 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:52,790 Is your partner open to IVF? I don't have a partner at the moment, which is 497 00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:57,490 I waited apparently longer than I should have. Well, early bird gets the sperm. 498 00:30:58,550 --> 00:30:59,550 I'm kidding. 499 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:00,650 I'm not kidding. 500 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:03,970 We'll know more definitively when the results come back. 501 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:07,990 Now, is Martin, she's still single? I think so. 502 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,600 I think so, yeah. 503 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:12,660 How did you two meet? Med school. 504 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,400 Oh, you dated in med school? 505 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:17,860 Yeah, and then for several years after that. Several, okay. 506 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:22,240 But we were married to our careers, and I suspect he never got over me. 507 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,360 Obviously. Yeah, obviously. 508 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,500 So I should put my pants on now. 509 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,720 All right. 510 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,020 Well, I will call you with the test results. Okay. Okay? 511 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,180 And please, tell Marty I said hi. 512 00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:39,090 I will. 513 00:31:40,930 --> 00:31:41,930 Oh, there he is. 514 00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:44,130 I'm horrified. 515 00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:48,430 I'm a disgusting Neanderthal sleep eater. 516 00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:49,990 How do I stop? 517 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:52,890 The question is, why did you start? 518 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,610 And why the wedding cake? 519 00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:58,270 Well, we did recently hit the five -year mark. 520 00:31:58,510 --> 00:32:00,190 And I guess I always felt guilty. 521 00:32:00,830 --> 00:32:02,690 We kept our marriage a secret. 522 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:05,590 George told his parents I never even did that. 523 00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:07,010 Well, that could be it. 524 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,200 Talk therapy could help. You might get some relief now that more people know. 525 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,420 Just make sure you're eating enough at night so that you're not hungry. 526 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,660 And worst comes to worst, some people put a lock on their refrigerator. 527 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:19,400 I'm sorry, Georgie. 528 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,740 You didn't sign up for this. I'm an embarrassment. Listen, I signed up for 529 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:28,180 sickness and in health. And baby, this is thick. 530 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,500 Wait, there's more now. 531 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:32,120 Wait, not you. Oh. 532 00:32:32,899 --> 00:32:37,960 That's Ludwig. What is our Norwegian friend doing in your kitchen at 3 a .m.? 533 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,280 Sleepy at her love company. 534 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:41,960 Why is he going into the walk -in? 535 00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:46,050 Oh, oh, because he was upset that we didn't have a mini -fridge and he needed 536 00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:48,230 store Sigrid's medication, so I told him he could use ours. 537 00:32:48,430 --> 00:32:51,490 Sigrid told me she doesn't believe in medication. It's another reason not to 538 00:32:51,490 --> 00:32:55,410 like her. How could you not like Siggy? We're obsessed with her. She's like 539 00:32:55,410 --> 00:32:59,730 Scandinavian Barbie, pregnant with Scandinavian Ken's baby. 540 00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:02,130 Are you too serious? I haven't had a moment. 541 00:33:02,630 --> 00:33:07,070 I heard Siggy speak perfect English to Ludwig. 542 00:33:07,290 --> 00:33:08,290 Mm -hmm. 543 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:11,810 And none of this, it's as simple as... 544 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,620 That was a horrible accent. Okay. 545 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:17,940 Forget it. 546 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,940 Why are they pretending her English is not so good? 547 00:33:20,220 --> 00:33:24,080 Maybe it's just their way of seeming less intimidating. Because they're 548 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,320 and perfect in every way. 549 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,340 He's coming out now. 550 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,100 I need to see what's in your walk -in. 551 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,800 I don't see any medicine here. 552 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,580 Just a Norwegian yogurt. So Ludwig is a liar, see? 553 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,560 Or he just likes yogurt. Now, are you done slandering our guests? Because we 554 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,560 need to get to work. 555 00:33:56,380 --> 00:33:58,140 This feels like an invasion of privacy. 556 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,580 Your kitchen. Maybe that's her medication. 557 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,560 This is not medicine. These are water samples with dates and times. 558 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,500 Why would he need water samples? He's a science teacher, so he says. 559 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,719 Okay, okay, okay, that's enough. 560 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:15,060 Stop being a hater. They're lovely people. 561 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,260 Seriously, why do you assume the worst? 562 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:22,460 Sure, there are bad people, but the world is also full of good, friendly, 563 00:34:22,659 --> 00:34:24,900 generous, big -hearted people. 564 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,100 Why is it so hard for you to believe that? Because, I don't know, that hasn't 565 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,100 been my experience. 566 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:32,940 Well, it's never too late to change. 567 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,080 Is that a town motto? You're the third person today to... 568 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,659 Sheriff Mark's lap results. 569 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,960 I have to go see Mark. Well, maybe he can help you solve the case of the 570 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,960 suspicious yogurt. 571 00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:44,239 Put it back where it was. 572 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,400 Greg, Greg, Greg, I swear to God. 573 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,280 Mark? 574 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,300 Oh, you, you. 575 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:04,140 What are you doing here? I'm looking for Mark. 576 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,760 Me too. I heard he slept here last night and I wanted to see if he was okay. 577 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,839 He's not. 578 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,400 I got his lab results from yesterday morning. 579 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,640 His blood alcohol level was already through the roof and he should be in a 580 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,120 hospital with an IV. I have no idea where he is. Okay. 581 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:21,600 Well, his car is still here. He couldn't have gotten far. He hasn't been 582 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,800 answering his phone, so let me try again. 583 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:37,220 Sally hasn't heard from him either. 584 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:42,220 Mark! Is there anywhere else Mark used to go when he was unhappy? 585 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,020 There is one place. 586 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:50,340 Yeah. 587 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,880 Mark! Finally. Oh, my God. Great. 588 00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,360 The last two people I want to see. I was already having a terrible year, and now 589 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,980 I'm an alcoholic, too. Mark, that really doesn't look safe. Please come down. 590 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,160 Please. Nope. 591 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,860 You're going to have to come up. 592 00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:10,140 Okay. 593 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,480 Okay. 594 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:22,240 Mark, I probably know you better than anyone, and I really, really 595 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,740 don't think that you are an alcoholic. 596 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,840 I agree, Mark. 597 00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:33,100 But you would have had to drink to get your blood alcohol level to where it 598 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,160 You'd be sick right now. 599 00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:41,520 My teletherapist says that I eat my feelings, not drink them. 600 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,480 The only thing that's been strange is how much you've been eating. 601 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,440 I mean, it's been a lot more than usual. 602 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,140 Well, I have a lot of feelings. 603 00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:02,780 Auto brewery syndrome. 604 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,330 Nope, that's not the secret password. 605 00:37:07,370 --> 00:37:08,370 That's what you have. 606 00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:14,530 The sugar, the carbs, plus your antibiotics and the gastric impalement. 607 00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:20,390 Your gut is fermenting yeast. Your stomach has basically created a brewery. 608 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:23,450 you do have alcohol in your system, which is making you act like a 609 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:27,070 drunk person because you're producing it, not drinking it. 610 00:37:28,430 --> 00:37:30,830 Boyce, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just a brewer. 611 00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:32,990 Uh -uh. Did you hear that, Louisa? 612 00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:40,550 Could you both please come down now, please? 613 00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:47,450 You two really care about me. 614 00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:48,930 Yeah, of course we do, Mark. 615 00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:52,210 You climbed a treehouse for me. I did. I did enjoy it. 616 00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:53,710 I love you. 617 00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:55,310 Both of you. 618 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:56,589 As friends. 619 00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:57,590 Nothing more. 620 00:37:58,330 --> 00:37:59,330 Oh, 621 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:00,950 that's cool. 622 00:38:01,650 --> 00:38:03,650 No, not cool. It's illegal. 623 00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:05,090 We should get the police. 624 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:06,290 Wait! 625 00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:20,830 Thank you, Elaine, for not throwing out the trash when I asked you to. 626 00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:24,470 That's no problem in Norwegian. 627 00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:26,650 You think you can pull the footage from this drone? 628 00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,470 Maybe. Hi, Dr. Beth. 629 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,310 Guess what? 630 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:36,890 I ordered Copernicus a water and food bowl with his name on them. They come 631 00:38:36,890 --> 00:38:38,210 week. Great. 632 00:38:39,070 --> 00:38:43,030 Listen, Peter, you can't tell people I'm your father. 633 00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:44,330 Why not? 634 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,630 Because it's not true. 635 00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:47,950 But what if I wish it was true? 636 00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:51,210 Why would you want me as a father? 637 00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:54,090 You're mean, you're nice, and I trust you. 638 00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:56,110 Oh. 639 00:38:56,850 --> 00:38:59,430 You're the one person who doesn't think I should change. You? 640 00:39:00,010 --> 00:39:01,010 No way. 641 00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:02,290 Then you won't be you. 642 00:39:05,390 --> 00:39:06,390 Got it, Doc. 643 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:08,430 You did? 644 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:10,250 You cracked into the drone? 645 00:39:10,770 --> 00:39:12,830 Yep, by using the USB cable. 646 00:39:14,230 --> 00:39:15,230 Oh. 647 00:39:15,650 --> 00:39:17,370 Why is he filming the coastline? 648 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:18,610 Because it's beautiful. 649 00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:20,270 Whoa. 650 00:39:21,950 --> 00:39:23,890 Are they underwater now? That's wild. 651 00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:29,770 It is wild, but why film underwater in Port West, not known for its coral 652 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:34,780 Unless for the same reason you would test the water. 653 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:39,300 Property of Habertson Industries. 654 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,120 Al, Google Habertson Industries. 655 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:49,720 K -H -A -V -A -R -T -S -E -N. 656 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,320 Haverston Industries is one of the largest seafood conglomerates in the 657 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,200 with an annual revenue of approximately $7 .5 billion, specializing in frozen, 658 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,080 canned, and fresh seafood. 659 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:09,140 It's based in Norway, owned by Bjorn Haverston, whose daughter, Sigrid, is 660 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,900 poised to take over the company in the next five years. 661 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,900 Bet you $20, that's our Sigrid. 662 00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:20,340 Of course she's involved in this. 663 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:21,820 Involved in what? 664 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,440 It's unclear, but it's not good. 665 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,360 Wait. Doc, this is my sister city. 666 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:30,880 I already lost one sister. This is very triggering. 667 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,160 Oh. 668 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,840 Where's Ludwig and Sigrid? They went outside thing with Glendale. 669 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:46,880 What? Why are you about to start trouble? 670 00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:50,760 Don't you be mean to those nice people. Nice people, my ass. 671 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,440 Okay, Martin, give it a rest. 672 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,720 And by the way, Sarah, it was Ludwig who hit you with the drone. 673 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,260 Oh, now I'm mad. 674 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:00,980 And what are they doing with Glendon anyway? 675 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,540 Oh, so you've been sightseeing, huh? 676 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,900 Around the harbor, perhaps? 677 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,160 Yes. 678 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:14,420 Sorry, did you want to come with us? No, I want the people of Port Wynn to know 679 00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:15,980 the truth about our guests. What? 680 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,980 That they're lovely people? 681 00:41:18,460 --> 00:41:23,740 No, that Sigurd's family owns a giant seafood conglomerate. And Ludwig here 682 00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:28,660 been surveying our bay. Now, as a temporary town council member, I demand 683 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,200 know the real reason for your visit. 684 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,700 A Nordic ocean -based salmon farm. 685 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:38,600 One of the largest on the eastern seaboard. 686 00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:42,710 We will present our plans to the town, and we believe you will all be very 687 00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:43,629 with the proposition. 688 00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:48,970 A salmon farm? In our beautiful bay? It might spoil the view, but it will be 689 00:41:48,970 --> 00:41:50,470 very profitable for you all. 690 00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:52,530 There might even be an uptick in tourism. 691 00:41:52,970 --> 00:41:54,410 Children love salmon farms. 692 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:59,510 But you still want to be our sister city, right? I never wanted to be our 693 00:41:59,510 --> 00:42:00,510 city, did you? 694 00:42:00,570 --> 00:42:04,090 You wanted to be our business partner. That's much more meaningful. 695 00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:05,259 Is it? 696 00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:08,880 I'm having a hard time following all this since I got hit in the head with 697 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,340 drone. And you, you've known about this all along, haven't you, Glenda? I knew 698 00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,420 the people of this town would be much more open to meeting a sister city 699 00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:17,700 delegation than a potential investor and developer. 700 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:21,120 But they're still the same people you've come to know and love, and they're 701 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,420 offering us all a great opportunity. 702 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,940 So Martin has been right about this whole thing the entire time? 703 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:28,700 You'll see. 704 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:30,490 This is all for the best. 705 00:42:30,690 --> 00:42:36,190 Well, we'll have to see everything in detail before we sign anything, Glendon. 706 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:38,550 Geneva already signed. 707 00:42:39,030 --> 00:42:40,030 Huh? 708 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:45,150 There was an economic development clause in the sister city agreement. 709 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,030 You should always read the full contract. 710 00:42:48,470 --> 00:42:51,190 Oh, you said it was boilerplate. 711 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:52,610 Well, it was. 712 00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:54,650 For fishing rights. 713 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,330 Thank you. Thank you.